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[usedshooshpap]

ALL RIGHT. NOW THAT WE HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED IN THIS LITTLE BACKWATER TOWN
THERE'S SOME BUSINESS TO DISCUSS.
IN OTHER WORDS, I HAVE SOME EGGS THAT ARE FOR SALE.
IN THE PAST, THIS HAS BEEN FOR FREE.
HOWEVER, BECAUSE OF *REASONS* THIS TIME I CAN'T REALLY AFFORD TO DO THAT.
WE HAVE SHINX, AXEW, BAGON, PURRLOIN, TWO DIFFERENT SETS OF SWABLU EGGS, LAPRAS, FEEBAS, BLITZLE, GASTLY, RALTZ, GROWLITHE, POOCHYENA, AND DRATINI.
MAKE AN INQUIRY ABOUT ONE AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I CAN AND THE PRICE THAT I WILL BE CHARGING.
SOME OF THESE SHITTY BEASTS ARE GOING TO BE A LITTLE COSTLY.
WHAT CAN I SAY? YOU CAN'T GET NEW BATTLEMATES WITH A FUCK TON OF MOVES AND NOT EXPECT TO PAY A *LITTLE* BIT FOR IT, RIGHT.
RIGHT
ANYWAY, THAT'S WHAT WE GOT.
UNFORTUNATELY, IF YOU'RE IN JOHTO, I CAN ONLY SEND THEM TO YOUR PC.
IF YOU'RE IN KANTO, I CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION IF NO ONE IS ADVERSE TO HAVING A GIANT BAT DELIVER.
YEAH, I THINK THAT'S ALL I GOT.

(( ooc: there are still some left ))

Comments

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[machinamonkey]

Hush, you. I need an excuse to get you two where I can actually hug you!

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[shadowdive]

[Snorts, but he's looking pretty amused.]

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[usedshooshpap]

Oh definitely.

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[fairycircle]

How big? Enough to stay dry, or would I wind up in the water with it?

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[newberktown]

A dragon would be even better, though.

[And no one was surprised.]

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[usedshooshpap]

IF TEREZI EVER COMES BACK, SHE WOULD LOVE YOU FOR SAYING THAT.
HER LUSUS WOULD HAVE BEEN A DRAGON, IF IT HAD EVER HATCHED IN TIME.

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[newberktown]

Why didn't it hatch?

Wait, I thought a Lusus finds a baby troll and takes care of it. How could hers have been an egg?

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[usedshooshpap]

SHE IS AN EXCEPTION TO THE RULE, MUCH LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE.

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[usedshooshpap]

You'll stay dry just fine.

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[fairycircle]

Then I'd like that egg, please. How much?

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[usedshooshpap]

Three thousand.

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[fairycircle]

That sounds fair to me. I assume the price is because it will know a lot of moves, right?

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[usedshooshpap]

It'll know surf.

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[fairycircle]

Surf? [Thinking a moment, she's digging into her handbook.] Oh, one of those HM moves?

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[usedshooshpap]

Yeah. There's a few more, but since you usually get HMs from gym battles...

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[fairycircle]

Breeders don't have to take the gym challenges, do they? [She asks, but she's already looking in her handbook again just in case..]

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[usedshooshpap]

I don't think they do.

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[fairycircle]

[After a few moments, she flips the book over her shoulder; really, it's been information overload the moment she tried to learn about eggs.. ghghhghhh.] I don't think it should be a problem. Let's see, I send the money through the PC then... [Up and moving, she's taking a quick walk with the gear in hand; lock her door and go down the hall and into the lobby, yay PC! Beep boop boop!]

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[usedshooshpap]

I will send the egg over in the morning.

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[fairycircle]

Alright, thank you. I'll check for it first thing when I wake up.

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[explosivecombat]

Consider me interested, then. I'm still in Johto, unfortunately, but I have access to a PC for the time being, so that isn't a concern.

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[usedshooshpap]

IT'LL BE TWO THOUSAND.
I CAN GET THE EGG TRANSFERRED TOMORROW.

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[newberktown]

You make it sound like there's a lot of rules.

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[usedshooshpap]

THERE KIND OF ARE, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT.

[punchandkiss]

Oh.

I. Yeah. I guess. He didn't even come back in the right place.

[Trust Hiccup to screw it up somehow.]