Uhh... [He takes a moment to think, doing a quick headcount of his pokemon.] Well, my Dratini, Tirtouga, and Feebas all hatched, and I've gotten four pokemon from my friends going home--one of those was just a toddler. [Pause.] The...pokemon, not the friend.

[Nope, not a derp at all.]

And I've got a Charmander egg right now, too.