Now I'm going to call you fucking grubtarded because you cannot grasp the straws that would lead you to what I am trying to say.

I can't change over night and I hardly know how to have this fun that you humans seem to have. Shit, I've spent the entirety of my life pretty much holed up in my goddamn hive. Doing shit meant practically holding up a neon sign with blinking lights saying "CULL ME."