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WHAT THE ACTUAL TAINTCHAFING FUCK IS WITH ALL OF THESE FLAPBEASTS WITH FANGS.
ZUBAT, WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT THEY'RE CALLED AT THIS GODDAMN POINT.
THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
I CAN'T WALK TWO FEET TO GET SOME LATE NIGHT TRAINING IN WITHOUT RUNNING INTO THE GRUBFUCKERS.
IT'S LIKE OK, THANKS YOU LITTLE BULGEBITERS, BUT I ALREADY CAUGHT ONE OF YOU LITTLE SHIT STAINS
NOW IT'S TIME TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND GO EAT A CATERPIE OR WHATEVER THOSE LITTLE GRUB THINGS ARE CALLED.
ACTUALLY, IT PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE OH YEAH, I DID CATCH ONE
BUT JOSIE HAS TO BE THE TINIEST LITTLE FUCKING ZUBAT OUT OF ALL OF THEM.
HER FANGS ARE SHIT, MAN.
TINIEST LITTLE FUCKERS I HAVE YET TO LAY MY EYES ON AND HER ONLY ATTACK IS A SHITTY MOVE THAT CAN'T DO MUCH OF ANYTHING.
I SWEAR THAT I GOT FUCKING JIPP
OH SHIT.
HOLD ONTO THAT THOUGHT
I FUCKING TURN MY BACK FOR A MOMENT AND THAT GODDAMN EGG IS HATCHING.
WHATEVER, I'M DONE HERE.

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[Oh he is just staring indignantly at that pokemon, because fuck off Karkat deserves this.]

Gonna hide behind your fuckin' beast? How cowardly a you, Kar. Just fuckin' giwe me somethin' to clean this off with, because there's NO WAY I'm usin' somethin' a fuckin' mine!

Like you wouldn't fucking do the same...

Just go jump outside.

I will STILL need to fuckin' dry off idiot, and for the record, no I wouldn't.

[But he is going to head out, cuz yeah, good idea is good, but still, he's gonna be cold and wet!]

[ watches! it's really not his problem, man. ]

[Oh look at that, some cleaning off and everything, sure is lacking saliva now, but just as predicted, he's wet, who'd of thought! Going out in the rain gets you wet. H U H.]

[But as he returns, he looks expectantly at Karkat.]

Now giwe me somethin' to dry off with, you owe me that much seein' as this is your fault in the first place.

Didn't catch his name unfortunately.

Just grab the extra shit in your bag. Hang the wet shit up to dry.

You both are so fucking stupid I might throttle you both the moment I lay my disgusting red eyes on you.

Wh-What? Why?

BECAUSE BEING A MOIRAIL ISN'T ABOUT FUCKING COMPROMISING, THAT'S WHY!

It's about standing up to your fucking responsibility that you feel lead to. It's that fucking feeling of looking at the nookwipe and realizing that the world isn't going to be the same if they're not a part of your fucking life and vice versa. Knowing that you have to fucking look out for them because no one else could ever be as good at it as you. Then also the same in reverse.

The quadrant has a deep meaning and you agreeing to become a moirail because she couldn't have you any other way totally and completely demeans it!

You asked if you had a social life. I just supplied what I knew, which wasn't much but whatever. Now you know.

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