And that, Sollux, is probably why you are. Think about it. Yeah, we're assholes to each other. Still, there's no one I'd rather have those sorts of conversations with. Sollux Captor, you're my best friend not because of how awesome you can be, but how great you are will all of those little faults. Sure, I can take a shit on you about them, but...

If you weren't my best friend I think I'd go absolutely insane. You're an amazing coder and an essential member of the team. We wouldn't be where we are without you, at all.