[Sollux is quiet for a while. You can't just throw a question like that on a guy, Karkat, so not cool.]
AA is... well. We've been friends for, like, ever. I think she's my oldest, actually. And she's never been anything but, like... great? Just a great troll/human being all around. Way fuckin' better than me. And she... well, she's putting up with me now. She never had to before, because when I talked to her and she was alive, I wasn't as much of a massive dick to everyone ever. You don't count, I was always a dick to you. And so all she really saw of my bad sides was where I was just... having a moment. And the wath kind of. Dead. [His lisp is getting worse.] After I thent out the game and everything went to thit. Tho the really didn't put up with anyone. But we thtill talked then, and it wath fucking horrible to thee her tho... I don't want to thay tho dead, but that'h what it wath. AA wath mitherable, more mitherable than me even [wow dude control your mouth] and we kept talking and now the feelth better becauthe the hath her life back! And that'h great! But I don't, I'm thtill goddamn thitty old Tholluckth grouthing about the end of the world even though the world ith kind of already gone, and now I've fucked her all up again, oh my god--
[He just cuts the recording now, predicting more embarrassment from both the things coming out of his mouth and what his mouth is doing to them. Hopefully by the time Karkat responds he'll be able to speak normally again.]
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[Sollux is quiet for a while. You can't just throw a question like that on a guy, Karkat, so not cool.]
AA is... well. We've been friends for, like, ever. I think she's my oldest, actually. And she's never been anything but, like... great? Just a great troll/human being all around. Way fuckin' better than me. And she... well, she's putting up with me now. She never had to before, because when I talked to her and she was alive, I wasn't as much of a massive dick to everyone ever. You don't count, I was always a dick to you. And so all she really saw of my bad sides was where I was just... having a moment. And the wath kind of. Dead. [His lisp is getting worse.] After I thent out the game and everything went to thit. Tho the really didn't put up with anyone. But we thtill talked then, and it wath fucking horrible to thee her tho... I don't want to thay tho dead, but that'h what it wath. AA wath mitherable, more mitherable than me even [wow dude control your mouth] and we kept talking and now the feelth better becauthe the hath her life back! And that'h great! But I don't, I'm thtill goddamn thitty old Tholluckth grouthing about the end of the world even though the world ith kind of already gone, and now I've fucked her all up again, oh my god--
[He just cuts the recording now, predicting more embarrassment from both the things coming out of his mouth and what his mouth is doing to them. Hopefully by the time Karkat responds he'll be able to speak normally again.]