That's not even remotely true and you know it, Captor. Stop being an almighty imbecilic bulgestench for a moment, as hard as that will be.

Yes, I'm with Gamzee in a very pale way. But even I question the legitimacy of that at the present. For the majority of my stay here, Rose has been the one I would talk to to calm my shit or if I had a crisis, I'd call her up. And you know what? I'm fucking divided.

The same thing with Terezi. Granted, I'm mostly fine with the fact that it just wasn't meant to be, but I'm the lobeless dunderfuck that wanted her in all of his quadrants. Who the fuck does that, Sollux?

Me, that's who. You cannot get more twisted up than that.