I couldn't get out of bed for almost three days. What the hell do you think I did? Holy shit, what are you even thinking... Why would I fill all of my backpack space with items that are going to weigh me down? That makes absolutely no sense, and thus I am stuck with only carrying what I am given...

Now see... The second half is actually smart and guess what? I'm going to give it a shot. Shocking, I know.