[John busts out laughing at that. It takes him a good minute to get them under control enough to talk again.]

Oh man, you say that like Dave would be any more capable of doing this than I would. Ahaha!!

[No seriously, John would pay money to see Dave attempt this. But the girls really should get an actual explanation from somebody who understands...]

I'll talk to Rose about it, I guess. Judging by what she said to Vanitas, she's probably a safer option than her mom. Or maybe Jade could. See? It's a good thing I did tell you about this! Otherwise we probably wouldn't have thought about it until one of the girls started freaking out.

[Man they're smart. Best leaders.]