Yeah fuckin' right, you're pullin' my flipper with this hogwash. I can bloody tell when someone's sendin' me a line a bullshit, and you'we been caught. I'm a troll--err... Fuck it, I am one ewen with this frail fuckin' body, I can tell when you're tryin' to troll me, it's not workin' landhag.

Better luck next time.

[Except the damage has been done. Oops he might be hesitant around other humans from now on, till he gets some confirmation of this being nothing but lies.]