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ALL RIGHT. NOW THAT WE HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED IN THIS LITTLE BACKWATER TOWN
THERE'S SOME BUSINESS TO DISCUSS.
IN OTHER WORDS, I HAVE SOME EGGS THAT ARE FOR SALE.
IN THE PAST, THIS HAS BEEN FOR FREE.
HOWEVER, BECAUSE OF *REASONS* THIS TIME I CAN'T REALLY AFFORD TO DO THAT.
WE HAVE SHINX, AXEW, BAGON, PURRLOIN, TWO DIFFERENT SETS OF SWABLU EGGS, LAPRAS, FEEBAS, BLITZLE, GASTLY, RALTZ, GROWLITHE, POOCHYENA, AND DRATINI.
MAKE AN INQUIRY ABOUT ONE AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I CAN AND THE PRICE THAT I WILL BE CHARGING.
SOME OF THESE SHITTY BEASTS ARE GOING TO BE A LITTLE COSTLY.
WHAT CAN I SAY? YOU CAN'T GET NEW BATTLEMATES WITH A FUCK TON OF MOVES AND NOT EXPECT TO PAY A *LITTLE* BIT FOR IT, RIGHT.
RIGHT
ANYWAY, THAT'S WHAT WE GOT.
UNFORTUNATELY, IF YOU'RE IN JOHTO, I CAN ONLY SEND THEM TO YOUR PC.
IF YOU'RE IN KANTO, I CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION IF NO ONE IS ADVERSE TO HAVING A GIANT BAT DELIVER.
YEAH, I THINK THAT'S ALL I GOT.

(( ooc: there are still some left ))

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[beforethedarkness]

[Someone loves the capslock. Well, since this message shows up, he might as well look up al of these things on the pokédex--

And he stops on the first one. And looks into that one in detail. For team building it's a bad idea... But...

Eventually he makes his decision. He can afford it, this time.]

How much for a Shinx.

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[papshooshing]

THREE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED.
ASIDE FROM ALL OF THE TM MOVES IT WILL INHERIT
THE PARENTS ARE BOTH LUXRAYS SO IT WILL PRETTY MUCH KNOW EVERY MOVE FROM BIRTH.

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[beforethedarkness]

Done.
How do I send payment for it?

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[usedshooshpap]

GO TO THE CENTER.
THEY'LL HELP YOU WIRE IT TO KARKAT VANTAS.
AND YOU WOULD BE?

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[beforethedarkness]

Sasuke. [Lalala inserting location data and trainer ID here. At least his texts still seem to work, even with the screwy interference. And never-mind that he's walking there in the rain now, it's just water!]
When will I get the egg?

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[usedshooshpap]

AS SOON AS I RECEIVE PAYMENT.
I'LL SEND IT STRAIGHT TO YOUR PC.

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[beforethedarkness]

[Not even ten minutes later, the 3,500 pokédollars are wired over there. Working part-time as an infotech in the center has its advantages after all.]
There. Shinx's moves should show up on the pokédex once it hatches?

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[usedshooshpap]

YES.
GIVE ME ABOUT FIFTEEN MINUTES TO GET TO THE CENTER.

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[beforethedarkness]

ill be waiting

[Spelling? Who needs it? It's not the worst typo he could have made.]

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[usedshooshpap]

[ pfft. have you SEEN troll quirks?

either way, Sasuke should get a notification in about fifteen minutes. ]

THE DEED HAS BEEN DONE.

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[beforethedarkness]

[He's not sure he wants to see troll quirks, if they're all like this anyway.

Hooray baby thundercat!]

Got it.