020 ♋ Video

[usedshooshpap]

[ the video clicks on to a very disgruntled looking Karkat. if anyone looks carefully behind him, they can probably see Vanitas looking absolutely horrified. ]

I wondered when this would happen again. Lo and fucking behold, karma bit me in the ass once more. Meaning I go out to practice some of this swimming shit and when I come back I find these:

[ he pans the camera to a bed full of eggs. ]

Some of them were surprises and some of them were just because I got to fed up with dealing with beasts that apparently need to get their pail on. So I remedied the solution and ended up with some more. Fuck selling them, since I noticed we got some more new suckers drawn into the place, so they're free. Help me get rid of them, for the love of fuck.

Given what we have, I'd say there's Shinx, Swablu, Growlithe, Poochyena, Zubat, Skarmory, Mareep, Eevee, Bulbasaur, Mudkip, Feebas, and Vanillite. Delivery can be by bird or bat if need be just take these fucking things off our hands!


(( ooc: some of them are still up for grabs! ))

Comments

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[kisspokepoke]

If you're tired of them putting on pails, why don't you just put them away?

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[usedshooshpap]

[ face... meet palm. ]

It's an expression!

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[kisspokepoke]

What kind of expression is that?

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[usedshooshpap]

One from my planet that everyone there is familiar with.

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[kisspokepoke]

Wow, you're from a whole other planet? That's amazing! I thought you looked a little pale.

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[usedshooshpap]

That's because Vanitas is a murder of a teacher when it comes to this swimming shit. He wants to kill me, I know it.

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[kisspokepoke]

Wh, what? He wants to... That's awful! You need to get somewhere safe!

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[shadowdive]

He's being a wuss, ignore him. If I wanted him dead, I'd have killed him months ago. He can barely tread water at this point.

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[kisspokepoke]

Uhmm... [ Still very unsure...She holds her hand over her mouth in thought. ] But he sounds really scared...

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[kisspokepoke]

[ Then she suddenly claps her hands together. ] Oh! I know! Maybe he just needs to get stronger first! Like when I first learned how to swim, I was totally lost, too, so my sisters and I had these little floaty things to help keep us up until we could swim on our own! He definitely won't drown then!

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[usedshooshpap]

Floaty things?

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[kisspokepoke]

Yeah! They're like these little balloons you can wear! Then you can float with them while your legs get strong.

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[usedshooshpap]

That asshole! It would be so much fucking easier to rely on that!

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[kisspokepoke]

H, hey, you won't know until you ask! Besides, you're not supposed to rely on them. They're just for when you're learning!

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[usedshooshpap]

I'd rather do that still than being forced to attempt to reach him as he keeps going back further and further into the water.

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[shadowdive]

Alright, you'll get a float device, but I'm going to make sure it's the most absurd thing to hang onto. [Pink and girly and frilly. The weeniest thing he can find.]

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[usedshooshpap]

Like I give two fucks?

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[kisspokepoke]

That's the spirit! As long as you can hold on, you'll be just fine!

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[usedshooshpap]

Yes. Exactly this.

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[kisspokepoke]

I'm so glad you're feeling better now. Can I have an egg, too? [ She'll even make doe eyes! ]

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[usedshooshpap]

Sure you can. We've still got a few left.

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[kisspokepoke]

Thanks! You can just send one over by messenger hawk.

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[usedshooshpap]

It'd be by bat.

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[kisspokepoke]

By wolf-bat? Uh...

I...can't wait to meet it!

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[usedshooshpap]

The fuck?

No. CRObat.

[ one second while he points the camera to Josie, his Crobat perched upside down on a tree branch.

a high treebranch. she's like 6ft ]